Probably my favorite thing about Bob’s Burgers is that they don’t do that thing where the characters try to one-up each other with an endless barrage of jokes? No, the characters react like actual people instead. They actually laugh or chuckle when somebody says something actually funny and/or weird. They stop mid-sentence. They do double-takes. And it all feels so very natural, because that is exactly what common people do. And that is such a refreshing change of pace, when you consider the fact that the norm in these things is to have jokes relentlessly thrown at you at break-necking speed.
also the comedy doesn’t rely on the parents hating and berating eachother idk i love that
it shows how you don’t need to be offensive to be funny
SO LAST NIGHT AT DINNER MY 11 YEAR OLD BROTHER RANDOMLY SAID “IS IT ‘OPEN SESAME’ OR ‘OPEN SAYS ME’” AND I AM REALLY CONTEMPLATING THE MEANING OF LIFE RIGHT NOW EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE
STOP RUINING MY LIFE
wHY WOULD YOU POST SOMETHING LIKE THIS NOOO
Oh my fucking god *re-evaluates entire life*
it probably seems like i cry over stupid shit but tbh i usually end up crying because i’ve stored up all of my upset feelings from multiple things rather than express them and then the littlest thing sets me off like spilling my drink may not be that big of a deal but when i’ve stored up that many negative emotions it feels like i busted a hole in the hoover dam
The educational system in one image.
Ahh this is clever.
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will spend the rest of its life thinking it’s an idiot.” -Albert Einstein
Perfect timing. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT.
Admin: Kinda off-topic, but I think this is something that many of us need to see right now.
it’s so dumb that piercings and tattoos can impact your ability to find a job. employers shouldn’t be allowed to discriminate based on gender, race, sexual orientation, or level of punk-rockness
If you were about to have a surgery done, would you feel comfortable if she/he had gages and tattoos all over their face?
I mean presumably they went to medical school I literally would not give a single shit what they decided to put on their face
You cannot buy electronics with food stamps. You cannot buy cigarettes with food stamps. You cannot buy pet food with food stamps. You cannot withdraw money with an EBT card (food stamps).
Do you know what else you can’t buy with food stamps? Shampoo, soap, laundry detergent, toilet paper, paper towels, tissues, tinfoil, plastic sandwich bags, toothpaste, cleaning products, tampons, pads, over the counter medications (such as Tylenol, Ibuprofen, etc.), and anything else you can think of that you cannot physically ingest for nutritional purposes.
Do you know what you can buy with food stamps? Food.
Do you know what it’s like to scrounge for change to buy non-edible necessities, use a credit card and EBT card (food stamps) during the same transaction, and then have the person in line behind you judge you for buying the ingredients to make a birthday cake?
People who disseminate false information about food stamps have never had to use food stamps.
This really bugs me. I work in a store that takes food stamps and trust me you CANNOT use them for any of those things. You can’t even use them to get cough drops, which upsets a lot of people, but there is literally nothing I can do. The register will say no food stamp eligible items. If you work for the media MAYBE you should do your goddamned research. I’m so fucking over the ignorance in this fucking country sometimes.